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"Draper? Who knows anything about that guy? No one’s ever lifted that rock. He could be Batman for all we know." | | | |
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"Honestly-I think she's jealous of me. I've seen it before, I was in a sorority " | | | |
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"I need you to go and get a cardboard box. Then put your things in it." | | | |
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| Said by: Don Draper (SNL SKIT)
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| Said by: Ken Cosgrove
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| Said by: Don Draper
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Peggy Olsen "Sex sells"
"Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this"
| Said by: Don Draper
| Said to: Peggy Olsen
| Mad Men season: Two
| Mad Men episode: One
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"You know what my father used to say? 'Being with a client is like being in a marriage. Sometimes you get into it for the wrong reasons, and eventually they hit you in the face.'" | | | |
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"Here's your basket of kisses. " | | | |
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"Crab, Duck; Duck, Crab." | | | |
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"Remember Don…when God closes a door, he opens a dress. " | | | |
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"Kids today, they have no one to look up to... 'cause they're looking up to us. " | | | |
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"Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich. " | | | |
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"I'm Peggy Olson. And I want to smoke some marijuana." | | | |
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Greg: "I don't want to have a fight."
Joan: "Then stop talking."
| Said by: Joan (Holloway) and Greg Harris
| Said to: each other
| Mad Men season: 3
| Mad Men episode: My Old Kentucky Home
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"I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." | Said by: Don Draper
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"I know people say life goes on, and it does, and no one tells you that’s not a good thing. Why is that? " | | | |
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"That's life... one minute you're on top of the world, the next minute some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower." | | | |
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"Victory medal. France. I should have another for beating the clap." | Said by: Gene (Betty's father)
| | Said to: | Mad Men season: 3
| Mad Men episode: The Arrangements
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"Connie, there are snakes that go months without eating. And then they finally catch something, but they're so hungry that they suffocate while they're eating. One opportunity at a time." | | | |
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"Jesus, it's like Iwo Jima out there. We should put a rubber mat down so Cooper can get around." | | | |
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Harold Ford: The man is missing a foot. How is he going to work? He can't walk.
St. John Powell: Doctor said he'll never golf again.
Harold Ford: I'm afraid we have to re-evaluate our entire strategy.
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"You shouldn't be kissing boys. Boys kiss you." | | | |
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"What do you like to drink? You're German, right? I can get us some beer, or Riesling? Schnapps?" | | | |
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"I want a Hilton on the moon. That's where we're headed." | | | |
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"It's my purpose in life to bring America to the world. Whether they like it or not." | | | |
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"After all those things we threw at Kruschev, you know what made him fall apart? He couldn't get into Disneyland." | | | |
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"All these guys are dead. Except you, of course. And Doug Thompson, and I wish he were. He lent me a whole roll of laxatives. I thought they were candies. I want him to show up and keel over." | | | |
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Moneypenny: "Very rousing, sir."
Lane: "Churchill rousing, or Hitler rousing?" | Said by: Moneypenny (Mr. Hooker) and Lane Pryce
| Said to: each other
| Mad Men season: 3
| Mad Men episode: The Color Blue
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Roger: "Mr. Hooker has rearranged the secretaries in the pool alphabetically."
Joan: "By cup size?"
Roger: "Well, I know where you'd be sitting." | | | |
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"...and who are you supposed to be?" | | | |
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"All I know is that I know her, you know him, there they are and they don't care where we are" | Said by: Jimmy Barrett
| Said to: Betty Draper
| Mad Men season: 2 (episode 8)
| Mad Men episode: A Night to Remember
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Roger: "Another Egg. Well I am having fried chicken."
Don: "As long as the egg comes first."
| Said by:Don Draper
| Said to:Roger Sterling
| Mad Men season: 1 (episode 2)
| Mad Men episode: Ladies Room
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"Mr. Draper, I don't know what it is you really believe in, but I do know what it feels like to be out of place, to be disconnected, to see the whole world laid out in front of you the way other people live it. There is something about you that tells me you know it, too." | Said by: Rachel Menken
| | Said to: Don Draper | Mad Men season: 1
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Pete: "This must be Murray."
Bob: "I'm Bob, Murray stayed in Portland."
Roger: "Too bad, he's missing jackhammer season." | | Said by:Roger Sterling | | Said to the Jantzen executives | | Mad Men season 4 | | Mad Men episode:Public Relations | | | |
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