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Okay Kids, it's time for a minute by minute recap of last night's Mad Men. To sum it up, it was "Mad Men & the Three Bad Marriages."

Starring:

Don: My marriage is over. Prostitute, anyone?

Lane: The bloody florist ****** up my marriage! Ooh, an American ***** who looks like Peggy? I'll take one of those!

Joan: I want to have the baby of the man who cracked a vase over my head last season. By the way, I've had two procedures, but he's the only man I've slept with.


Guest starring:


Dick: Dick needs no introduction. Every woman knows Dick.Anna: Don/Dick's prosthetic wife.


Hippie Chick from Berkely Don wants to screw, until his Dick gets in the way.


RECAP HIGHLIGHTS:


10:01: "I've had a few procedures." Que Sera, Sera.

10:04: Don's secretary didn't resign!

10:05: Joan: "Lane, breast or thigh? Oh, and I'd like a day off to screw my doctor husband before the show has him off'd in Vietnam." Lane: "Screw you! No day off to screw him. Fried chicken, indeed!" Lane, you smug English prig!
10:06: California Dreaming! Or is Don really a Dick?

10:07: Bikini hippie chick girl from Berkely! "Hello Dick."

10:08: See Dick ogle Berkely bikini babe.

10:09: "Trust a Dick who works in advertising."

10:10: "I don't file papers anymore. I hire people to do that now."

10:11: Dick slams Jan & Dean.

10:12: CREEPY BREYERS COMMERCIAL: OK, OK, we get the Mad Men connection, but still really creepy. Makes me want to buy Good Humor.

10:13: Smoking, dancing Dick.

10:15: "Can't I just be single?" All Dicks are single. That's why they're Dick's.

10:18: Hippie chick drops the "C" word--CANCER.

10:19: Dick needs a pity fling with a pretty young thing.

10:20: Wait, no, Dick's pissed.

10:21: Wait a minute! Is Dick going to cry???!!!!

10:22: Phew, quick camera move to the left and Dick's face is saved.

10:23: See limp Dick sad on sofa.

10:24: See Dick paint in his boxer shorts.

10:25: See Dick smoke a doobie.

10:26: "You just can't keep your pants on, can you?" (No, that's why he's a Dick!)

10:27: See Dick cut down mean old sister with hot hippie chick daughter.

10:28: "You're just a man in the room with a checkbook!" (Um, I'll take one of those, please. Pretty please?)

10:29: NO DICK! DON'T TELL HER! NO, DON'T TELL HER SHE HAS CANCER!!!!

10:30: NOOOOO. DON'T TELL HER!

10:31: "Anna, I...I...I have to go." (Phew!)

10:32: See Dick try not to cry.

10:33: Pencils in the tile ceiling!!! Top Ten Office Olympic Sport.

10:34: RFF: Royal Florist F-up. There goes Lane's marriage. "Every rose has a prick, and this time it isn't Dick." (blogger's original composition.)

10:35: See Dick's vein pop as he tries not to cry as he leaves Anna.

10:36: California Dick makes me gag.

10:37: Joanie's hubby gets laid Hawaiian Style.

10:38: Blood orange juice or is Joan a cutter?

10:40: This episode is way too heavy. Where in the hell is Roger????

10:41: Back in the office. Dick doesn't like a scotch that bites.

10:43: Dick is a Don now. Getting office drunk with Lane.

10:44: How much scotch was in that bottle?

10:46: "Let's go to the movies! It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; Umbrellas of Cherbourg; Japanese Monster Movie..."

10:48: Hand jobs!!! Did someone just say Hand jobs????

10:49: Lane talks smack about his wife.

10:50: Lane asks Don for relationship advice???? Don's advice: "My lady friend has a lady friend."

10:51: Lane's turned into (a) Dick when he puts a little meat on his bone. "Yee Haw!"

10:52: Lenny Bruce "They're not queers, they're rich."

10:53: Lane's prostitute date looks eerily like Peggy in a bouffant. Interesting...

10:54: Don doing it on the couch? How out of the box. He should be slapped for that.

10:55: This scene's too long. YAWN!

10:57: Penny Lane pays $25 for the Peggy Prostitute--here, take $30. "HEY BIG SPENDER!"

10:59: Don rips Lane's bridal sheets off the bed and collapses. Dick had a hard night.

11:00: Roger's Back!!!! Roger, don't just sit there in the conference room! Say something dammit! I missed you! Were you on a bender? Next time take me with you!

11:01: 1965!!!! It's going to be a great year-- say goodbye to the Boomers and hello to the hipsters. Oh, by the way--I was born!!!!

Tune in next week for another minute-by-minute recap of Mad Men.


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anniepic Minute By Minute Recap of The Rejected 1 Aug 19 2010, 2:35 AM EDT by amy_c
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“The Rejected,” also known as Pete Spawns, Experimental Peggy, and Don’s Dirty Laundry is Hanging Him. FYI this episode was directed by Roger!!!!
10:01: Roger’s Back! Don’s chain-smoking.
10:02: Don: “Why is this bottle empty?” Secretary: “Because you drank it!” Enter Peggy and Dr. Miller. Don: “Did you bring ice?”
10:03: Petulant Pete tantrums that he’s not in on Lucky Strike call. Roger tells Pete Clearasil’s out and advises “Throw yourself on the grenade.” Am I on the wrong channel? Is this The Jersey Shore? (“I took the grenade so Pauley could have the pretty one???”)
10:04: Roger calls a false fire alarm to get client off phone. “Look, Radio City’s burning!” I want to work with Roger!
10:05: Roger to Don’s secretary: “Write everything down. Wait, strike that we’re overbilling Lucky Strike.”
10:06: (That column in Pete’s office is like the Dating Game—you never know who’s on the other side.) Oh, look, Harry Crane’s eating at Pete’s desk reading the NYT wedding section. Pete: “Puerto Rican Girls buy brassieres!” Lunch with Cosgrove—tag-a-long Pete!
10:07: Life, lesbians, Peggy & Porn. Where’s Sal???? Nobody could do lesbian like Sal. I miss Sal!!!(And is it me or does Joyce look like she could be the twin sister of Otter from Animal House?)
10:08: Pete meets FIL (father-in-law) for Dewar’s lunch. His High Wasp flag is flying.
10:09: FIL drops the bomb on Pete before Pete can drop the bomb on FIL. Pete’s spawning—the birth of the Young Regan Republicans. And I love FIL’s callous afterthought about his wife, “Jeannie had her uterus removed. Some kind of cyst or something.” (Or was it an illegal abortion???)
10:10: Baby’s out of the bag and Clearasil is off the table.
10:11: Trudy to Pete: “How do you know how this feels?” Go Trudy! (BTW, is it me or is it painful to watch Pete kiss Trudy—so awkward.

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